joke of the day

i forgot to mention tt big fat flying cockroach tt was in my bath room yesterd. it frightened me, and gave mi goosebumps. it seemed to b staring at me. i guessed it mus b a female cuz she invaded ny bra. how intelligent.

not jus the cockroach scared mi for tt morning. tt's this black cat came into my hse and i jus managed to see its butt. yucks. i screamed, and shut the bloody door tite. goosebumps again.

was late for sch as usual. and then, in sch, there came another "PEST". SPIDER. it's damn big, the biggest i've seen in my real life. im not exaggerating unless im dreaming. tt irritating LYNN made mi shrieked. her acting skills are damn gud, i promised.

arsenal lost. how sad. tt ass hole keeper.

nvm, i still got my BIG SWEEP on 24th may.

joke of the day:

carol, lynn, huimei and connie went to haf personal interview with their mentor.

carol went in first, and out. follow by lynn, then connie and lastly huimei.

Eric Siew, our mentor, basically told them the same thingy. try to maintain gud relationship with our supervisor next sem and get a gud testi.

this is wat the interview diff:

carol---> work harder for this sem, when graduate go OVERSEA uni
connie----> can try to apply for LOCAL uni, might b lucky to get the last enrolment, oversea would b better.

lynn---> work hard for this sem and apply for local uni
huimei---> APPLY FOR LOCAL uni.

*end of joke*

hope u all get the joke. think carefully(keypoint)

hahhaahas...